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A teenager goes into a pharmacy. He's a little bit shy when talking to the pharmacist. "I'd like to buy some condoms" he says.
The pharmacists asks him, "Have you ever bought condoms before son?"
"Well, this is how it works," the pharacist says "We've got the three pack for when you are in high school. Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
"Then we have a 7 pack when you are in college - Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday.
"Then we've got a 12 pack for when you are married. "January, February, …."
For Debra Anne! *** "I thank you for this piece of civility,” Elizabeth placed her hand on Mr. Darcy’s arm. He nodded, not say...
Read a post over at Naked with Socks On about a woman complaining about money issues with her mother-in-law. What do you think?
“Your beautiful breasts.” He kneeled down before her and put his arms on her waist. Her eyes widened and her spine straightened, pushing her...
I've posted photos of long hair hunks before. But what about hairy hunks? Do you like your partner hairy? Here are a few random ones. ...
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- Enid Wilson
- I'm the author of The Spinster's Vow, My Darcy Vibrates, Every Savage Can Reproduce, Chemical Fusion, My Darcy Mutates, Really Angelic, Bargain with the Devil, In Quest of Theta Magic and Fire and Cross. My novels have been ranked in the top 50 best-selling romances on Amazon USA or Canada. I write sexy romance in modern, historical, paranormal and science fiction genres. I love food, Pride and Prejudice, travel and tennis. With a Masters degree in Arts, I work in advertising and live in beautiful Sydney. Sounds too tame? You can read my wild stories at steamydarcy.com